Monty by Jim Meddick for February 23, 2021

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 4 years ago

    Or stepping on you.

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    Lucy Rudy  almost 4 years ago

    It’s ok if he passes, your legs are so much shorter.

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    Try doing a turkey trot.

    I’m only saying this because yesterday we saw a Thanksgiving Day Parade. Well Thanksgiving for the flock of 15 turkeys walking single file through our yard.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 4 years ago

    Nike is making some really small shoe sizes these days.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I remember once in a social 15k, there was a runner dressed as Gumby. I wasn’t feeling great, and thought “ok, at least I won’t be last, because I have to beat that guy”.

    It took me 13km to catch him, and only because he was slow in the hills.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Love his little running shoes.

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    blahuciak  almost 4 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-OrVQaqkg0 Tennessee Bird Walk

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    I’m thinking baggy trousers are a better solution than letting your wings atrophy.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Went on a 5K walk once with 4 yr. old grandson. A bus took us to the starting point. When everyone started getting off the bus, we had a moment when the 4 yr. old realized we were going to have to walk back. The bus ride was the fun part for him.

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    yangeldf  almost 4 years ago

    channel some road runner energy…or kiwi, emu, ostrich, there are LOTS of birds out there known for being able to run fast

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    LrdSlvrhnd  almost 4 years ago

    I mean, that guy does have longer legs than you, gives him a bit of an advantage.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Nah – you’re still good until the guy with a walker goes past you.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    The rotund runner has scrawny legs. That may be a lesson for you, Pilsner.

    Fly, birdie, fly!

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