I’m only saying this because yesterday we saw a Thanksgiving Day Parade. Well Thanksgiving for the flock of 15 turkeys walking single file through our yard.
I remember once in a social 15k, there was a runner dressed as Gumby. I wasn’t feeling great, and thought “ok, at least I won’t be last, because I have to beat that guy”.
It took me 13km to catch him, and only because he was slow in the hills.
Went on a 5K walk once with 4 yr. old grandson. A bus took us to the starting point. When everyone started getting off the bus, we had a moment when the 4 yr. old realized we were going to have to walk back. The bus ride was the fun part for him.
Dirty Dragon over 3 years ago
Or stepping on you.
Lucy Rudy over 3 years ago
It’s ok if he passes, your legs are so much shorter.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Try doing a turkey trot.
I’m only saying this because yesterday we saw a Thanksgiving Day Parade. Well Thanksgiving for the flock of 15 turkeys walking single file through our yard.
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
Nike is making some really small shoe sizes these days.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
I remember once in a social 15k, there was a runner dressed as Gumby. I wasn’t feeling great, and thought “ok, at least I won’t be last, because I have to beat that guy”.
It took me 13km to catch him, and only because he was slow in the hills.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Love his little running shoes.
blahuciak over 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-OrVQaqkg0 Tennessee Bird Walk
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I’m thinking baggy trousers are a better solution than letting your wings atrophy.
oldlady07 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Went on a 5K walk once with 4 yr. old grandson. A bus took us to the starting point. When everyone started getting off the bus, we had a moment when the 4 yr. old realized we were going to have to walk back. The bus ride was the fun part for him.
yangeldf over 3 years ago
channel some road runner energy…or kiwi, emu, ostrich, there are LOTS of birds out there known for being able to run fast
LrdSlvrhnd over 3 years ago
I mean, that guy does have longer legs than you, gives him a bit of an advantage.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nah – you’re still good until the guy with a walker goes past you.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
The rotund runner has scrawny legs. That may be a lesson for you, Pilsner.
Fly, birdie, fly!