Monty by Jim Meddick for May 22, 2021

I hope you don’t let Fleshy smoke in the house!

Dr. Sigmund, in the flesh.

And so comes the transition from survival and punishment to misunderstood and society is really to blame. Then it’s “You can pass Go, collect $200 and here’s a pocket calculator so you can make sure it’s less than a felony”. Your social worker will contact you this week. Because without keeping you on the streets, she hasn’t got a job.

When my kids were little, if we had a mouse at Christmas, he got a pass. Christmas rats never qualified.

…what was EB sucking on there?…I haven’t seen an actual can of 10W30 for years…

So the Turkish disguise worked like a charm.

Has a progressive ever made progress? I mean REALLY??

There’s no such thing as a bad mouse. A mouse is what it is…..

No amount of rehab stops mice from gnawing and peeing everywhere they can.

If he doesn’t put them in separate tanks, he’ll need to start selling snake chow.

Fleshy is the best !!!

He looks good in a turtleneck. :)

My sister’s gerbils were supposed to be all boys. The first batch of little gerbils proved that untrue. She got a bunch of cages to separate them and then in the spring, turned them loose in the yard and never saw them again… until Fall…when they began to “turn themselves in” as those nice warm cages started to look pretty good.

Very similar to our current border policy.

Rehab? How about resetting the traps or poison peanuts with a beer?

I look forward to the Further Adventures of Dr. Fleshy, Feline Psychologist!

Those fortunate mice are getting the Best Possible Care, I assure you…