Monty by Jim Meddick for August 19, 2021

He could mess up a crowbar in a sand pile.

Looks like he torched that Tiki.

OK. It’s Monty, so who DIDN’T see that coming? And what rock have you been hiding under if you didn’t? ;-)

Good grief monty, if you weren’t such an incompetent doofus perhaps you’d live with a lady friend instead of a goofy cyborg lol

Yup! Let’s go with string-o-lights. But I am fascinated with the off-the-shoulder look.

Boy! This is just like a Greek tragedy, all the ghastly stuff happens off stage: only it’s not in Greek.

Monty, the ’70’s called, they want your incandescent bulbs back.

I didn’t need to read past the first panel to know this wouldn’t end well.

get ready to be electrocuted Monty

I think we need to wait a few years until it’s acceptable again for people to use tiki torches without brining up their unfortunate association with Charlottesville.

Secure them THEN light them…

You sure that you can be trusted with electricity?…..

Love the singed look

After Charlottesville, Aug 11 2017 I say string lights. Never will look at tiki tourches the same way again.

Feel the burn, Monty! Tiki torches are for adults only. (Although for that matter I don’t really trust you to be safe with string lights, either.)