Monty by Jim Meddick for November 17, 2021

You’re dreaming, Monty.

I’ve been that close to total enlightenment. Then she put her skirt back on, and went home for the night. Came back, though.

Boy, it’s cold this morning. So cold, I saw a Politician with his hands in his own pockets. It’s true.

Badump Bump.

Total enlightenment came after I got married…..

It started right after the wedding, when she started using the phrase “Now that we’re married……”

It didn’t take long to “lighten” my load after that.

Well, my legs are asleep, so that’s a start…

@jimmeddick Wait, Jim Meddick, did you get Monty a pair of the $500 Apple headphones? Because they sure look like the $500 Apple Headphones!

Total enlightenment is an in-app purchase.

You got the wrong app. Get the one that cites the city’s health code. That’ll put you right to sleep.

Monty meditates. The cosmos exists. Time marches on….

I collect comics like these and send them to my meditating friends for a few laughs.