Monty by Jim Meddick for May 19, 2022

Wrong again. Amerinds or Indigenous people. Or Guardians.

Rich runt: “Let’s Play Sioux vs Pawnee. No scalping this time, I promise.”

Jarvis: “I’ve nothing left to scalp after the last ‘incident’, sir.”

Auntie Nell has always been an overweening fussbudget! lol

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2011/06/15

WE CANNOT PROCEED until you divulge your preferred pronouns. And be careful. I don’t want to see any loin cloth peaking.

So he’s a neoliberal plutocrat.

Any U of I alums out there? I kind of miss Chief Illiniwek.

In truth, wars between different tribes were going on long before any European influences… tribes were warring, stealing, pillaging, destroying, and driving each other off prime pieces of land for a long, long time.

And yes, I am indeed an enrolled member of a federally recognized tribe, so there! ;-)

Of course Sedgwick is an Indian Chief, he has all the wampum.

No, no, no! To be sure you offend no one, remain perfectly still. And silent.

So we go from "politically inappropriate " to "cultural appropriation ".

He can’t play cops and robbers? But then, who would be who? Sedgwick would make a great robber baron making Jarvis the cop. Knowing Sedgy – he’d have to be a Keystone Kop.

My family has been in this country a long time and there is definitely some native American ancestry. My father says they tried tracing the family history, but “ran into too many horse thieves and gave up”.

And tell the cooks to clear the kitchen of any Pre-woke Land o’ Lakes products.

Jarvis, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Burn some sage. :)

Two things, first to be current and politically correct they should probably be playing let’s build an entertainment complex that includes a casino, secondly I was at Mesa Verde in 01 when they were transitioning from the verbage of Anasazi to ancestral puebloans. Let me tell you, the tour guides were none too happy about that. LOL

Tell Auntie Nell to mind her own business. Or to go fly a kite. Or to purify her tainted soul by giving all her Nuttingham money to some approved, politically correct cause.

And play whatever the heck you want, PC be d*mn*d!