Monty by Jim Meddick for July 23, 2022

My sister worked one summer near Yellowstone. A ranger told her once he caught a woman who had painted jam on her son’s cheek and planned to set him near a bear then step back to take a picture.

I can bear to see what happens next.

Will Sedgie need facial reconstruction? Stay tuned…

Gosh this reminds me of the polar bear recently in the news for asking humans to help her with a can stuck on her tongue. I’ve seen video and it’s fascinating, the bear is clearly frightened but seems to understand that she needs help only people can provide

https://nypost.com/2022/07/22/polar-bear-with-can-stuck-in-mouth-rescued-after-asking-humans-for-help/

I’ve never heard of that candy bar, probably exotic, not like a Payday or a Snickers. You’ve heard of “wine snobs”, Sedgwick is a candy bar snob.

I wonder how lovely sedwick’s auntie is…

“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Sedgie Roll Pop?” :)

Do bears like Toblerone? Does it really matter?

I figure Sedgie is good for about four or five bitesful….