Monty by Jim Meddick for September 02, 2022

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    Tossle Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Actually you’ll get attacked by a Twitter mob who are offended on behalf One Handed Mentally ill People. The actual One Handed Mentally ill could not care less.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Dehlia seems refreshed after her ravishing by the incubus.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It would be scarier if he turned his flashlight on.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It’s hard to type with a hook for a hand.

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    Jayalexander  about 2 years ago

    That would be a Twitter mob of one-handed, mentally ill people…With Enlarged Thumbs.

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    colddonkey  about 2 years ago

    Well looks like Moondog is headed straight to “woke hell” for picking on the newest misfits.

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    Out of the Past  about 2 years ago

    I remember driving through Arizona years ago in a sandstorm and barely saw a sign on the side of the road. I pulled over to read it and it said, no stopping—prison for the criminally insane.

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    andaxxwilliams  about 2 years ago

    I take back the mean things that I said about her roommate. They deserve each other.

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    Kaputnik  about 2 years ago

    I’ve never been attacked by a Twitter mob. But then, I don’t hang around on Twitter.

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    F-Flash  about 2 years ago

    Kumbaya twit

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    yangeldf  about 2 years ago

    a criminally insane person who replaces their missing hand with a piece of jagged metal will have very little appreciation for your inoffensive language

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    Marz64  about 2 years ago

    Could use your tongue. Cleans the phone as well.

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    Holden Awn  about 2 years ago

    Profiling! Profiling! I call inappropriate ‘profiling’!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Delhi loves to ruin horror tales?

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    Csaw Backnforth  about 2 years ago

    And the prosthetic had was actually a robotic one & he strangled his victims with it! Aargh!

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    Holden Awn  about 2 years ago

    Woke comes to campfire tales… come to think of it, that’s the most terrifying scenario of all..

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Moondog, you deserve every “twit” you get. :)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 2 years ago

    Most mentally ill people are not savage or violent. Just a very very few.

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    schaefer jim  about 2 years ago

    Hard to get scared with the PC crowd now days!

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    christelisbetty  about 2 years ago

    So offended that some people find you offensive. Poor babies.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Campfire ghost stories just don’t go over big with the Woke gang….

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I don’t know. Maybe that’s how songwriters get the song’s hook.BUT. I really am fed up with PC, cancel culture and denial of history.I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT THAN POLITICALLY CORRECT. EVERY TIME.

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