Monty by Jim Meddick for September 08, 2022

He found a working public phone ?!!!

MONTY!!!!!

sucker. :}

Of course, the kids got HIS number and some folding money, too. But, we all knew that Monty is a doofus.

Thoze kids sure think quickly.

The kids probably thought he was some kind of pervert looking for a library card in a trench coat. Well played kids.

The children saw an unrepeatable occasion and take it without remorse. Well done!

The mispronunciation of “Harry” as “Hairy” found in some parts of the country isn’t used in NJ as far as I recall.

There’s a HOTLINE???!!! I’m always the last to know…

LOL best one of the week

This is HILARIOUS!

He should talk to the shoeshine boy!

And why do those kids know that phone number?

If he’s not there ask for Mr. Bates. :)

Such helpful children. :)

A noir detective he is not.

Now ask if anyone has seen Hugh Jass.

So the kids know the ‘sexual dysfunction hotline’ phone number…

Kids, smart. Monty, dumb. Quod erat demonstrandum.