Monty by Jim Meddick for November 18, 2022

Proof that crocs are a bad idea

How about holding a lit cigarette instead ?

I’m guessing that part of Edison’s “power naps” was napping in a room with a metal floor. The ball bearing will make a lot more noise when it hits.

Truck driver’s trick to stay awake…..Put a $100 bill in your left hand and hold it out the window as you head on down the road.

Now I know why my friend likes Monty, he wears Crocs, I’ll have the extra vent holes please.

He wasn’t holding a ball bearing. He was holding a bearing ball. :-\

I wore a pair of croc knockoffs one summer. I went in for a colonoscopy and the nurse looked at my feet which where dotted with tan where the holes were. I explained and she laffed.

He slept all day? In a wooden chair? Dayum!

Heard a famous actress say something similar. But I believe she held a fork or spoon.

When I reach a deep sleep you could drop a bowling ball with no success. ;-)

That 2-headed Monty in the third panel will be in my nightmares tonight.

He probably wears Underoos as well. :)

The technique works really well holding the remote. It makes enough noise when it hits the floor.

Apparently, this is what Salvadore Dali would do, not Thomas Edison.

Actor Ceasar Romero could sleep for 3 minutes at a time in and out instantly.

I know I’ve been here before. Where have all my Comments gone?

Doesn’t this just seal the deal on Crocs being a Bad Thing, Monty?