Monty by Jim Meddick for June 15, 2023

Monty used to be a lab scientist. You’d think he could handle it.

Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

I had a laugh seeing an inflatable of a can of beer and its cartoon bear mascot. The can was okay but the bear was half-inflated and flopping around drunkenly on the can.

Monty’s best ability is his inability to do anything correctly.

ED treatments — the early days.

If only there were a way to take one of those with a portable air-pump to my next session with a car salesman to “distract” him…

It’s due to “fluidic switching” the presky non-linear response of flow systems that makes it so hard to get the shower temperature just right.

Another failed attempt at controlling inflation.

a .22 is all the adjustment needed for those things

If you are so picky, do it yourself, Monty. E.B. is doing more than his share….