Monty by Jim Meddick for June 02, 2024

I’ve seen worse.

Rachel Weisz was more memorable

She usually is.

Pay no attention to the 30,573 lies he told as president, everything he says NOW is the God’s honest truth. We have his very own word on it!

Monty’s misdirection isn’t nearly as effective as the government’s.

There’s always a distraction. Some are just larger than others.

I worked in a restaurant. There was a kid’s party with a magician. I was in back of him. I saw the kerchiefs hidden in a box behind his stand and I saw him with them in his hand. I never saw him actually pull them from the box!!! I found that more amazing than seeing from the front!!

I would say he brought the house down.

Much more misdirection than magic.

Crash course in magic. Now make yourself disappear. :)

That’s horrible LOL congratulations Mr. Meddick!

I’m not cleaning that up! :)

Not a good trick.

In breeding is incestuous.