Monty by Jim Meddick for July 26, 2024

I thought the spade was a fudgesicle at first.

Sure, Bro

Knowing him, "Can you give me your number?’

“For defense reasons a metal detector can also be effective as a clubbing weapon. Consult your owner’s manual for proper use.”

Give me all your pennies and pop tops !!!!

811 or 911?

I don’t know what it is about that guy, but there’s something about him I don’t trust. Just a gut feeling.

“Hmm, I found a gun!”

“Welp, gotta go!”

“I did find a gun. Let me show that to you.”

“ You’re gonna hand them right over to me, you dig?”

Is this a pre-emptive “Hands Up?” :)

Blew out my flip flop….stepped on a pop top