Monty by Jim Meddick for October 07, 2024

I’m the pizza delivery guy in our house.

So $0.00 times two.

Nothing from nothing gets you nothing.

$43.

Glue Bottle in the 3rd to place.

Here’s your tip…get a better job.

In a pinch, double the sales tax.

Tip culture is poison

Uh…

7 bucks last night. I had a 5 buck off coupon so it was 2 bucks to me.

How much do you tip delivery drivers?

Easy peasy . . . Give the guy $26.50. Round the tip up to $5.

Make mine a double.

With all the frozen stores’ pizzas, & machines for homes, there is never a need to order from “toxic” retailers anymore.

Now we know what Jarvis looked like before he started working for Sedgewick. :)

count your pepperoni Monty, he looks hungry

$5 should do it. ~20%

I’ve seen several clips where the doordash/Uber eats/whatever driver complains to the homeowner (usually from doorbell cameras) that “with a house like this you could tip a lot more!” or similar but basically that they should give them a much bigger tip because they apparently have plenty of money since they can afford to live where they do. 1 of the people said they’d given the guy an over 30% tip already so they were miffed that he complained instead of being grateful. Thing is tipping is based on amount spent and the service provided not how much money the tipper has. I admit if a delivery person said that to me I’d be inclined to not tip them at all!

I mean, 10% would be $2.15, add half of that for 15% for $3.23, round up to $3.50 and give him $25, it’s not that complicated. Also you’re given the cost when you order so figure it out in the hour and a half before you get it…