Monty by Jim Meddick for October 09, 2024

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    Jayalexander  about 7 hours ago

    She probably sews with a stapler.

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    win.45mag  about 4 hours ago

    I’m thinkin’ the sweater should be ablaze

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    Ichabod Ferguson  about 3 hours ago

    Darn it!

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    MRBLUESKY529  about 3 hours ago

    It was an ugly sweater anyway. Now, it’s an “Ugly sweater”.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    It’s “flair”

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    My 34-year-old robe came out of the washing machine with a chunk of cloth missing up below my shoulder so I bought an iron-on decal of my favorite MLB team and fixed it.

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    HarryLime Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    Switch from wool to synthetic yarn … moth problem solved.

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    phileaux  about 1 hour ago

    That’s what ceder is for. Not as funny but, you know . . .

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