Monty by Jim Meddick for December 24, 2024

Of course…

The same way he’s been navigating down a billion chimneys in a single 24-hour period every year for the last coupla centuries.

Simple as gettin’ down with Sants Drone.

LADAR

… and what if there’s no chimney?

It has smart….

The rotors will sweep the chimney as it comes down.

Love the title of the book. “The Flight Before Christmas”.

Santa doesn’t come down chimneys, because he’s being treated for black lung, thanks to those yultide selfburning chemical infested fake logs. Getty-Up !

Why would a robot need to sleep in a bed with covers?

How, in this whole mad mythos, do people forget modern chimneys have flues? People DIE trying to go down chimneys.

Thanks for finishing the poem from Luann.

I wondered about that “whirred into flight” bit. Clever. :)

There is a drone for every chimney tonight in NJ.