Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for May 08, 2023

Well, my kitten always cleans bits of me that are not up to par to her hygienic standards.

I learned the hard way that chest skin is way more sensitive than armpit skin, for some reason.

Our cat cleaned my arm just right. Then, “holding” my arm, she was about to bite down. Took her by surprise when I lifted the arm and swatted her.

yet you get upset when he licks himself

Lickedy spit!

Actually, Mother, some dogs do. They can lick their privates with the best of ’em.

I have always believed that if you want to sand a piece of wood, pour some milk on it and let the cat lick it off.

I am PRETTY SURE that’s not what she intended. even with the bonus of traumatizing the cat…again.

Thanks Mike, great laugh, made my day…

Meowdorant.

My sister has a dog who grew up with two cats and cleans himself a lot like a cat. But he still stinks.

OMG! Haha! XD