Then there was the lady contestant on You Bet Your Life, ( when it was still on radio ) who had nineteen kids at home. That led to the following exchange between her and host Groucho Marx:
Groucho: “Why so many children?”
Lady: “Well, I just love my husband.”
Groucho: “I love my cigar, but I take it out my mouth every once in a while.”
I think what she means, WORDMAN33, is that she has 14 kids and left 7 of them at home.
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I’m reminded of the following joke:
A woman had 10 children, who were born at the rate of one per year. Indeed, the local hospital knew when to expect her next visit just by looking at the calendar. As she was leaving with her 10th baby, a nurse asked her if they could expect to see her again next year, and she said, “No, ma’am; my husband and I finally figured out what’s been causing it.”
shirttailslim almost 14 years ago
Mmmm..That reminds me of my sister.. She had so many kids, I stayed single and let her do my share, too.
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
She must live in a Shoe.
WORDMAN33 almost 14 years ago
I counted 7 kids, half of 7 is…?
Simon_Jester almost 14 years ago
Then there was the lady contestant on You Bet Your Life, ( when it was still on radio ) who had nineteen kids at home. That led to the following exchange between her and host Groucho Marx:
Groucho: “Why so many children?”
Lady: “Well, I just love my husband.”
Groucho: “I love my cigar, but I take it out my mouth every once in a while.”
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
I think what she means, WORDMAN33, is that she has 14 kids and left 7 of them at home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’m reminded of the following joke:
A woman had 10 children, who were born at the rate of one per year. Indeed, the local hospital knew when to expect her next visit just by looking at the calendar. As she was leaving with her 10th baby, a nurse asked her if they could expect to see her again next year, and she said, “No, ma’am; my husband and I finally figured out what’s been causing it.”
SaunaBeach almost 14 years ago
At last!!