She drives like Henny Youngman’s wife.
So, Mutt collects on her but she won’t collect on him.
Years ago I bought a new car. My wife says “What? No passenger side air bag?” I said “Couldn’t afford it, but don’t worry. When we replace YOUR car we’ll get passenger side air bags.”
I bought a little import that was so cheap you had to blow up your own air bags.
“Brakes? What brakes?!”
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Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
She drives like Henny Youngman’s wife.
Retired Dude about 10 years ago
So, Mutt collects on her but she won’t collect on him.
Years ago I bought a new car. My wife says “What? No passenger side air bag?” I said “Couldn’t afford it, but don’t worry. When we replace YOUR car we’ll get passenger side air bags.”
Max Starman Jones about 10 years ago
I bought a little import that was so cheap you had to blow up your own air bags.
Number Three about 10 years ago
“Brakes? What brakes?!”
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