He has a point, Mutt — how do you know you don’t like floor sweepings if you’ve never tried them?
On the menu at a very small restaurant: Pheasant under contact lens…..
Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir?Customer: I just moved the lettuce leaf and there it was!!
Customer: Do you have mashed potatoes on your menu?Waiter: I’m sorry…let me clean the menu for you.
Love this one!
Ewwww!
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Well, he did ask for the surprise!
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
He has a point, Mutt — how do you know you don’t like floor sweepings if you’ve never tried them?
jppjr about 10 years ago
On the menu at a very small restaurant: Pheasant under contact lens…..
Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir?Customer: I just moved the lettuce leaf and there it was!!
Customer: Do you have mashed potatoes on your menu?Waiter: I’m sorry…let me clean the menu for you.
rt66sandy about 10 years ago
Love this one!
Number Three about 10 years ago
Ewwww!
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tuslog64 about 10 years ago
Well, he did ask for the surprise!