Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for July 09, 2022

Brilliant!

It is never good when Jeff starts thinking.

And made our arms long enough so we can scratch our behinds.

The Good Lord knew and added those features knowing that once we learned to read we would need glasses. Contrary to conventional wisdom though, Adam and Eve were version 2.3. In version 1 Eve had a hairy chest and no breasts. Version 2 removed the hair and 2.3 added the breasts. Adam, made in his likeness.. was perfect right from the start.

Excellent point Jeff! We would have been screwed without noses to support our glasses.

But what about contact lenses?

Jeff understands Intelligent Design…

And thus intelligent design was born.

The kind of common sense that could get him the Presidential nomination as a Democrat.

The fact that we turned out this way has little to do with any designs. It’s because we’re the end result of mutations. And, IF we survive as a race, we may keep on mutating.