His heart is really broken, but he decides to go on with his life, so he makes another statue, and this one falls in love with him, and one day she decides to surprise him in his studio, but she catches him chiseling his marbles, and she tells him, “Dude, you have to get over her,” so he tries to get over her, but one night she (the second statue) busts up the rear window of his SUV with a golf club, and this is a real insult because he hates golf, so he goes into a scultor rehab program, and when he gets out he starts doing collage, but his heart isn’t in it.
We’re not ALL missing the point. Justin’s artistic talent is only exceeded by his genius for puns. This is just about the most beautiful funny strip I’ve ever seen.
the Greeks just made their gods more like humans than the later religions… probably why we still tell the stories
is that block of marble on her foot an ancient form of house arrest anklet?
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Ain’t that just life?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Love at first………
ew!WoodEye over 14 years ago
She’s Ew-ing about his slippers.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Ohh, noooo! Poor artist! Rejected by his own creation! What could be more humiliating?
phaze58 over 14 years ago
Well EW never know !
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago
You so need a shave and a shower Dude!
chairump Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well, he ain’t the only one in love with her …
mntim over 14 years ago
Are those steel-toed slippers? You need them for safety, you know.
mntim over 14 years ago
His heart is really broken, but he decides to go on with his life, so he makes another statue, and this one falls in love with him, and one day she decides to surprise him in his studio, but she catches him chiseling his marbles, and she tells him, “Dude, you have to get over her,” so he tries to get over her, but one night she (the second statue) busts up the rear window of his SUV with a golf club, and this is a real insult because he hates golf, so he goes into a scultor rehab program, and when he gets out he starts doing collage, but his heart isn’t in it.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
WOW mntim, you have like the bestest imagination, dude.
It’s like you know real life or sumthin.
Really good i’m LMAO
screamingdolai over 14 years ago
There is nothing wrong in being grossed out by dirty hippies. :)
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
Is that Pab Sungenis?
tracine Premium Member over 14 years ago
I think people are missing the point. That statue is HOT. Justin can draw women like nobody’s business. :)
Simon_Jester over 14 years ago
Is that really the wisest reaction sister, when he STILL hasn’t removed the stone from around yer left leg?
BTW this girl makes Drusilla look like Olive Oyl
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
She was expecting maybe Michalangelo?
quacimoto over 14 years ago
No ChukLitl “David”
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
There’s a pig male on the floor!
mntim over 14 years ago
Nice observation, Coyoty. Except for the nose and the clothes, he could pass for me.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
Whoa Justin, careful. From the way she’s drawn, you could lose this strip’s “G” rating!
talros_latorro over 14 years ago
Good thing he didn’t finish her feet!
mathpup0627 over 14 years ago
We’re not ALL missing the point. Justin’s artistic talent is only exceeded by his genius for puns. This is just about the most beautiful funny strip I’ve ever seen.
Justjoust Premium Member over 14 years ago
Aw, now I distinctly went out of my way here to NOT make a pun. Where is the pun???????
hossblacksilver over 14 years ago
Is the artist Joe from Joe’s Crab Shack?
(For the record, I know it isn’t, but it sure looks like him.)
Durak Premium Member over 14 years ago
Welcome back Justin, hope you had a good trip.
Justjoust Premium Member over 14 years ago
Havana Daydreamin’, Dypak.
dancingwarrior over 14 years ago
the Greeks just made their gods more like humans than the later religions… probably why we still tell the stories is that block of marble on her foot an ancient form of house arrest anklet?
rachelbirder over 14 years ago
LOL, mntim
Rakkav over 14 years ago
And a gold ring to put in his swine’s snout.
ptimony over 14 years ago
hawt
mntim over 14 years ago
Good job missing the point, you four.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Which four? Which point? Nobody’s missing it, we’re just cheerfully ignoring it…:)