MythTickle by Justin Thompson for March 01, 2020

Hey, you’re a dragon! You got a built-in flame thrower! Go roast some pork!

Can covid-19’s fly?

Corvids can.

Nice one,Jefe.

I could never figure out bird flu. I mean, I thought that’s how they got around.

If there was really swine flu, then things that were never supposed to happen, would happen. You know, x would happen when pigs fly.

Hope you’ve got or can make some really sturdy umbrellas!

For swine flu, use an oinkment.

Now it’s the corona virus. When do I see beer bottles flying?

When pigs fly, part deuce: when beer bottles fly….

Test for corona virus: put a slice of lime in mouth, if patient smiles, test is positive…

Pigs on the Wing. https://youtu.be/rMBI9aApoik

What I fear is the Coors virus.

Poor Pan.

He keeps getting blamed for all the Demics.

Justin, you’re a genius. <3