MythTickle by Justin Thompson for December 27, 2021

“But, lysdexia is fnu…”

Doesn’t surprise me after all else would you expect from a knight named Dyslexa.

I’m pretty sure I don’t want to meet the being who wore that bra…

He said, “Hello Dolly!” And when she turned around…

Ah! The ol’ over shoulder boulder holder trap! Deadly in some circumstances…….

Probably put up by some BRAt……

Best one I’ve heard in a while!

Die Boostenhalter Glen auf der Black Forest!

I wonder if he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog?

Looks as if he wandered into the dressing room for a performance of Die Walküre.

I’m sure there were titters of laughter over this.

Being Knights of Old, should he not be calling 999?

“Dock-a-loodle-fod!”

— Dyslexic roosters are a sad sight (Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man)

Are we going from Boody to booby?

My wife’s cousin used to wear one about that size. She had the reduction surgery with two results. Her back pain went away and I discovered she had blue eyes.

Attack of the 50-foot Woman!

That’s one way to catch a man.

Now, that’s stretching a point. Or a couple of points

I mean it literally when I say, stay out of this, Cassandra!

Someone’s chesticles are gonna get cold…