Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 29, 2018
August 28, 2018
August 30, 2018
Transcript:
Nancy: What does your father do for a living, Alvin? Boy: Can you keep a secret? Nancy: Sure. Boy: Will you promise not to tell a soul? Nancy: SURE. Boy: He makes antique furniture.
romandogbird about 6 years ago
nice?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 6 years ago
Ah, that’s the stuff.
Although the last speech bubble is kinda weird – I wonder if Mr. Bushmiller had originally planned something else?
Auntie Socialist about 6 years ago
Joke being that unless he has a time machine the antique furniture he makes is fake
Dkram about 6 years ago
He likely means distressed furniture.
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MJ Premium Member about 6 years ago
Making them yourself is really the only way to make sure you’re antiques are authentic.
Richard Perry about 6 years ago
Where did an eight year old get Jimmie Cagney’s fedora?
brklnbern about 6 years ago
Which is of course legally impossible.
nailer Premium Member about 6 years ago
Somebody has to make it.All furniture is antique, eventually.
Hank Gillette Premium Member about 6 years ago
I think this may be the first Bushmiller “Nancy” that as an adult ever got an actual chuckle out of me.