Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for December 04, 2019
December 03, 2019
December 05, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: Money doesn't buy much these days. Oh, mister-- Will you do me a favor?
Man: Sure.
Nancy: Will you please stand on that.
Man: But, why?
Nancy: You're the biggest buy I can find for a penny.
Noise: CLINK
I’m liking the way the crosshatch pattern on her tunic/frock is continuous without any angular disruption as it continues from dress to sleeve, whatever position the sleeve is in.
Looks like a minor breakthrough is all that’s needed to make this a stealth dress.
Nancy seems obsessed with getting the best value for her penny and doesn’t seem to care about whether the value goes to her or not. Whether the man appreciates Nancy spending her penny on him is another matter.
1-This penny represents the crumbs the 1% leave the rest of us. GRRRR!
2-NANCY: Hey Tubby. You represent run-away, uncontrolled capitalism don’t you.
CAPPY: Why yes, yes I do. Very astute of you to read between the lines, young lady.
3-NANCY: Look down here. Do you ever notice the little people you stomp on with your power, privilege and riches?
CAPPY: Well would you look at that! No I haven’t as I rarely bend over.
4-NANCY: Let’s get your weight and your fortune told. I think a new day is coming. Ok…you weigh 533 pounds and your fortunes reads “You will continue to prosper”. DAG!!!!
CAPPY: My! I’ve lost weight. Time to contact my Senator and get that tended to!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 5 years ago
If you go back a day, I know where you can get a whole swag of jelly beans for a penny.
jagedlo about 5 years ago
and this was in 1950…it buys even less these days…
jimmjonzz Premium Member about 5 years ago
I’m liking the way the crosshatch pattern on her tunic/frock is continuous without any angular disruption as it continues from dress to sleeve, whatever position the sleeve is in.
Looks like a minor breakthrough is all that’s needed to make this a stealth dress.
Calvinist1966 about 5 years ago
Nancy seems obsessed with getting the best value for her penny and doesn’t seem to care about whether the value goes to her or not. Whether the man appreciates Nancy spending her penny on him is another matter.
Another Take about 5 years ago
1-This penny represents the crumbs the 1% leave the rest of us. GRRRR!
2-NANCY: Hey Tubby. You represent run-away, uncontrolled capitalism don’t you.
CAPPY: Why yes, yes I do. Very astute of you to read between the lines, young lady.
3-NANCY: Look down here. Do you ever notice the little people you stomp on with your power, privilege and riches?
CAPPY: Well would you look at that! No I haven’t as I rarely bend over.
4-NANCY: Let’s get your weight and your fortune told. I think a new day is coming. Ok…you weigh 533 pounds and your fortunes reads “You will continue to prosper”. DAG!!!!
CAPPY: My! I’ve lost weight. Time to contact my Senator and get that tended to!
atomicdog about 5 years ago
I guess that yesterday’s jelly bean ploy didn’t work, then.
I hope that she put the sign back.
tad1 almost 5 years ago
Nice cameo of Oliver Hardy. Where’s Stan?
brklnbern almost 5 years ago
Miss sensitive.