Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 20, 2022
April 19, 2022
April 21, 2022
Transcript:
Sluggo: Dat's my uncle.
Nancy: Why isn't the rest of him tanned like his head?
Sluggo: It's on account of his job.
Nancy: Where does he work?
Sign reads: WIN A PRIZE 3 BALLS TEN CENTS
After having been hit in the head with a rock, a softball, a baseball, a small piece of a 4×4 and even a large tuna can, I can assure you getting hit in the head with stuff can hurt.
monkeysky over 2 years ago
It seems like an exceptional percentage of the town’s economy is circus-based
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
I suppose someone just told him to take his lumps!!
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
I bet that guy has a hard head.
Dr. Quatermass over 2 years ago
His head is like a light bulb! Hope it’s LED. Love those dollar store LEDs!
PrinceMarvel Premium Member over 2 years ago
After having been hit in the head with a rock, a softball, a baseball, a small piece of a 4×4 and even a large tuna can, I can assure you getting hit in the head with stuff can hurt.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Dat uncle is cwazy!
Mark Jackson Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sometimes “classic” turns out to have been racist: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_dodger
billyk75 over 2 years ago
Dat a fact?
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago
His occupation explains his constant, goofy smile.
brklnbern over 2 years ago
That’s a tough job, and a tan or lack of is the lest of his problems.
spaced man spliff over 2 years ago
Is this where the baseball team’s pitchers practice?
MT Wallet over 2 years ago
I thought his uncles drove trucks.
Kip Williams over 2 years ago
Uncle is hit!