Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for July 21, 2022
July 20, 2022
July 22, 2022
Transcript:
Teacher: Now, children---Bring me your compositions. Nancy--How DARE you? ---This paper is BLANK. What Mark do you think I should give you for this? Nancy: How about 100 per cent for neatness?
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Never could understand why schoolteachers have always been depicted as ugly, skinny “old maids” by cartoonists.
There’s this strip, “Archie”, “The Katzenjammer Kids”…
GerryRoss over 2 years ago
A+ for honesty, F for the assignment, and an impending spanking from Aunt Fritzi. Talk about three on a match!
Guilty Bystander over 2 years ago
Didn’t work for me, either.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Somewhat original…
anncorr339 over 2 years ago
Some of my teacher look like old grandmothers
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Aaaak! Nancy probably didn’t study….
Ken Norris Premium Member over 2 years ago
If you don’t put your name on it, how can you get credit for it?…
brklnbern over 2 years ago
Nice try dummo
spaced man spliff over 2 years ago
My 6th grade teacher had to be the most anal, obsessive-compulsive teacher I ever had. Especially in weird pronunciations of words we all forgot as soon as school was out. Like passionately emphasizing the ‘l’ in salmon, the second ‘r’ in Feb-ROO-ary, the proper pronunciation of ‘slippery": ’not slip-per-ree, but slip-per-ih’ …… ‘Pic-tyoor’, not ‘pick-cher’ and so forth. Bus-IH-nuss, Eve-EN-ing, Di-UH-per. Get it?