Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for November 25, 2024
November 22, 2024
November 26, 2024
Transcript:
Nancy: What does your father do for a living, Alvin?
Boy: Can you keep a secret?
Nancy: Sure.
Boy: Will you promise not to tell a soul?
Nancy: SURE.
Boy: He makes antique furniture.
Like that WB cartoon (can’t remember the name), where Pierre, the French-Canadian termite, gobbles blocks of wood to “create” furniture which Porky sells. Great business partnership!
snsurone76 4 days ago
Like that WB cartoon (can’t remember the name), where Pierre, the French-Canadian termite, gobbles blocks of wood to “create” furniture which Porky sells. Great business partnership!
billyk75 4 days ago
I think you have to wait fifty years before it can be classified as an antique.
Dkram 4 days ago
I used to work at a furniture factory, and some lines of furniture were distressed to resemble antiques.
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SofaKing Premium Member 4 days ago
Does Sluggo have a long lost twin brother?
Strawberry King 3 days ago
You do know what an antique is, right, kid?
brklnbern 3 days ago
Ha, ha. Can’t make the stuff, just have to let it age. Or in other words dad is a con man.
brklnbern 3 days ago
First kid I ever saw with a fedora.