Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for August 14, 2022

I believe Aunt Fritzi is going to drown Nancy in the half full glass of water.

Some say the glass is half-full, some say it’s half-empty. I say, half of it is filled with air, which is even more important to human life than water.

I say the glass is exactly as full as I wanted it to be, and that short cloudburst in the living room that soaked the laptop was just one of those unusual weather patterns brought on by global warming.

The engineer, of course, says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Ah yes, Aunt Fritzie. I’ve flashed that look at my kids many times.

It is always the glass’s fault.

I know people who always find the glass bone dry.

I believe it doesn’t matter if the glass is half-full or half-empty if FREE refills are available!

Maybe she’ll only be half-mad?

Horses for courses.

Then I guest you’re only half-grounded. As in 1 year divided by 2.

I see a Nancy that’s actually half funny today.

A pessimist sees everything that is wrong.

An optimist sees everything that is right.

A realist sees it all and tells you what you need to fix to make it right.

Clever. :)