Nest Heads by John Allen for July 21, 2020

At leasst he didn’t suggest ‘wear a bra’.

Glad my mama didn’t raise a dummy.

So, that’s not a tie but a noose.

I am breathlessly awaiting tomorrows strip which should have depictions of the crime scene and excerpts from the police report. Of course, since this is a family comic, Mr. Allen will not show the blood-drenched walls or the dismembered body.

This is the same idea that drove up the price of what was once considered food for the poor: lobsters, caviar, root fungi (truffles). It’s a wonder that tripe and chitterlings don’t cost more than they do.

If you had ignored the urge to say that, you possibility might not have been ignored tonight.

I’m shocked he’s not done breathing .