NEUROTICA by Allison Garwood for August 23, 2009

OMG!! That is so me in the morning! I had a boss that would come in all bright and chipper. After about 3 months of just grunting when she would sing “good morning”, she came over and said “you’re not a morning person are you?”. Ya think?

I’m a night person too, but I think a 6-hour seminar any time of day would get the same reaction from me!

I’ll take a six-hour seminar on ‘studying your inner eyelids’.

I used to be a night person, then I became an evening person. Now I’m a “the half-hour after lunch” person!

Ahh, to live out the fantasies.