Some people are never satisfied. They call you for help and then want to tell you how to do it.
My great grandfather had a somewhat pithy observation about that. He told me, “Some folks are never satisfied or happy. You stand on the porch and pee in the yard and they gripe; you stand in the yard and pee on the porch and they gripe.” My 4 or 5 year old self didn’t understand it at the time, but later on, I appreciated the wit.
allen@home over 1 year ago
You have a plan B Norm ?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago
On Bob’s Burgers, they used a laser pointer to get Mr. Frond’s cat, Dr. Bojangles, out of the tree in front of Wagstaff school.
Norm could try using a cutting laser to fell the tree.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Some people are never satisfied. They call you for help and then want to tell you how to do it.
My great grandfather had a somewhat pithy observation about that. He told me, “Some folks are never satisfied or happy. You stand on the porch and pee in the yard and they gripe; you stand in the yard and pee on the porch and they gripe.” My 4 or 5 year old self didn’t understand it at the time, but later on, I appreciated the wit.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
To cat someone down to size.
Lady loves a joke over 1 year ago
Well, you didn’t say HOW he should do it, you just wanted him to hurry!