Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for November 03, 2023

Sorry, guys. Norm isn’t interested in your praise of his wife’s decorations. Maybe if she had answered the door you’d have had better luck.

In that case, my wife would like to speak with you.

Jan! You’re people want you!

I had the front door opened last week because I had people working in the yard and a couple of young kids came to my door. I am a mile away from the Mormon capitol. I couldn’t avoid them!

Norm would rather turn into a pumpkin right now.

Morons.

“Honey, there’s someone at the door for you!”

You have time for Halloween but not our Lord and savior? Isn’t that special.

You want to talk about my dog, you say?

And with this they have lost all hope of even receiving just sympathy from Norm.