Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for December 19, 2023

It must be true. The IRS wouldn’t lie.

If that doesn’t make for a Merry Christmas, I don’t know what does.

Kind of reminds me of the old Elvis song: “Blue Christmas”. Must be a favorite at the IRS.

I just tell them to come get me. I need the vacation. For some reason they always hang up!

I got one of those calls. I told them I’m already at the Police Department, come and meet me, I’m aSergeant in the Detective Division. All I heard in response was CLICK! I got in touch with the phone company and back traced the call to a number in California which belonged to an elderly, bedridden woman in a long term care facility, so I struck out on that one.

Elvis, is that you?

why are they taxing his back? back taxes, indeed LOL

Norm needs the informal resolution service.

“If you really are the IRS, then you would know that I have no money.”

Happy Telephony Christmas!

The IRS sends threatening letters, not phone calls. This is a common scam. Apparently some people never realize you cannot be required to pay your “overdue taxes” with gift cards.

Cue the blue snowflakes to start fallin’, Norm.

After careful consideration, or an expedient solution to several of life’s problems, Winter being right up there, three hots and a cot might sound tolerable.

Looks to me like they called the wrong number.