Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 26, 1995

Transcript:

Tired of the year-round snow at the headquarters of his toymaking empire, Santa Claus now spends most of the year telecommuting from a houseboat in Sausalito. What used to take him months to compile now can be done in a matter of minutes, which presents a new problem. Santa: Naughty or nice...worldwide uplink...download. With his software programming still set for the naughty-or-nice standard of traditionally acceptable behavior, Santa soon discovers... Santa: EVERYONE is naughty?! How could this be? Who or what is responsible for this pandemic moral decay? Then, while watching a Sunday morning political talk show, he hears the answer. TV: ...Them! It's all their fault!!! Shocked by the revelation, Santa decides to see for himself...