Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 09, 1996

Transcript:

Man: So I'm sittin' on the porch gazin' off into nowhere in particular, and I got to pondering, "Just how do cults become cults?" Well, I musta pondered it a good part of the day, and when I snapped out of it, I was surrounded by a bunch of simps who wanted to give me all their worldly possessions to meditate with me. So I said, what the hell...