Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 26, 1999

Transcript:

Woman: But would you ask the burning bush for directions? No-o-o-o-o, but mister I'd rather wander the desert for forty years... Alien: Welcome back! How'd your research of planet Earth go? Alien: Rather frightening for a supposedly civilized society. Alien: Really? How so? Alien: Well, they seem to spend a lot of time worshiping an all-consuming deity. Alien: Apparently nothing is real to them unless it's confirmed by this 'God'... Alien: Sounds horrible! Did you get any artifacts? Alien: As a matter of fact, we brought back one of their sacred altars. Alien: Are we safe from its influence? Alien: Only as long as we don't plug it in... Alien: Especially during an election year. Mr. and Mrs. Moses...