Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 21, 1999

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CaptioN: MODERN FAMILY VALUES Man: No, you can't stay up late watching TV. Jeffrey: Uh, daddy...? Remember when I chose taking stock options over straight allowance? Man: Um, yes... Jeffrey: Well, at the close of the market on Friday, I became the majority stockholder of the household. Woman: Honey...why is the TV still on? Man: I reeeally don't want to talk about it...