Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 15, 2001
Transcript:
A holiday greeting from the new, improved, friendly I.R.S. Tony: Weeze jus' wanna remind youse dat yer tax retoin is due in tomorrah. Nobody wants t'be late sending in dere tax retoins, now do dey, Bruno? Bruno: No dey do not, Tony. Tony: 'Cuz weeze gots all o' dem unconstitutionable powers to play wit, y'know... So youse jus' relax and enjoy dis extra day to woik on dem tax forms... ...And on behalf of da whole gov-rin-mint, we wish youse a very happy Easter, even if youse should happen to be of some udder religiosity. Man: Y-y-yes, sir...thank you sir. Bruno: How long d'ya tink it's gonna take t'win dere hearts and minds, Tony? Tony: One door at a time, Bruno, one door at a time.