Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 27, 2002

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"Danae's Halloween adventure part 3" Mimi: So what made you think I could be a monster? Danae: Oh...it's just the stories dopey kids at school tell. They think your house is haunted and has vampires flying around inside. Mimi: *sigh* We get that a lot, especially this time of year. It'd be nice if people would actually get to know us before passing judgement. They might find we're just ordinary folks. Mom: Play quietly, Mimi. Your brother's science project is germinating in the bathroom, so we don't want any sudden screams setting off an explosion again... Mimi: Ok, mom. Danae: Uh...ordinarily our moms don't float around the room. Mimi: Oh, she's a former model. We have to anchor her when the wind hits 5 knots. No help me pick a Halloween costume. Which do you think is scarier...the C.F.O. or Martha Stewart?