Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 05, 2003
Transcript:
Joe: This is the Joe Pyle show... time for a news break with Owen Ronns. Owne: Thanks, Joe. This just in... our station has been sold to the clean channel chain, which is bad news for the pragmatic, objective talk show hosts, but great news for working conditions in the newsroom! Joe: Uh... why is that good news for you? Owen: No more real reporting! Just read the white house handouts, get a paycheck and go home! woo-hoo!! Joe: I think my career just flashed before my eyes. Owen: Well, that'll make it easier to type up your resume.