Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 25, 2004

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Lobster: If you set me free, dear boy, I'll grant you a wish. Eddie: I want to be the best choice fah president!! Lobster: Ok, you got it! *Giggle* Eddie: Well, the joke was on me. Tahns out, I already was... Flo: So is yah cat, Eddie. My lobstah traps wah so heavy, I figyahd I must've had the haul of the centahry. And I was right... but not the way I thought. Tangled in my lines was the fabled monstah, mobie lobstah! Legend has it that he's a magic lobstah. Any doubts I had about that wah removed once the beast began to speak... Well, I knew I couldn't haul it back to paht, so I decided to wish fah sahmthin' that would be good fah the whole country...