Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 31, 2009
May 30, 2009
June 01, 2009
Transcript:
B.E. Before Eve. The unrecorded time of an all-guy paradise... Man: Ever get the feeling that we're missing something? Rolf: Like URP what? Man: I don't know. Rolf: Well...we have an endless supply of pizza and beer to go with watching football, baseball, and basketball games all day. What else could we possibly be missing? Man: I dunno...maybe we should go ask the big guy. God: Wazzup, dudes? Man: Um...I think we're missing an element that would fulfill our lives, but don't know what it could be. God: Hmm...hold on, let me think. Ah! I've got it... Behold! Foom. Man: Holy... Rolf: W-w-what is it? God: I call it, hockey... Man: Yep, that should do it... Thanks, big dude! Rolf: Oh, baby! Do I smell broken teeth?!
bibliotrope over 15 years ago
Go Penguins!
cdward over 15 years ago
I guess it would have been hard to show the Red Wings…
wicky over 15 years ago
Sure beats the heck out of the monte idea.
roswellthedog over 15 years ago
Who knew God is a Canadian
Hugh B. Hayve over 15 years ago
This would make going to church WAY more interesting.
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
Long time no see Wiley’s penquin. Used to be a regular in this strip.
3hourtour Premium Member over 15 years ago
…Is Eden in Pittsburgh or Detroit?…
AKHenderson Premium Member over 15 years ago
If the economy is any indicator, it definitely ain’t in Detroit.
rayannina over 15 years ago
DROP THE PADS! LET’S FIGHT!
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Sigh… men…
jelzap over 15 years ago
RED-WINGS ALL THE WAY
Varnes over 15 years ago
Eden is in neither Pittsburgh or Detroit. That’s why it’s called Eden. I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere in Canada…
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Is that strip of Non Sequitur repeat as before or not? Oh well!
gjsjr41 over 15 years ago
Now it’s complete. lol
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
B.E. Eden reminds me alot of the bar down the street….but something is still missing.
Ah, got it….they need a shuffleboard.
KenyarJad over 15 years ago
And thus Adam kept requisitioning fulfillment, and God created rugby, and soccer, and lacrosse, and water polo, and regular polo, and wrestling, and…
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
Long live, Man’s Lib!
CALSGR8 over 15 years ago
You didn’t notice, there were BEARS on the ice!
Obviously a HERSHEY BEARS FAN! HERSHEY BEARS are the minor league team of the WASHINGTON CAPITALS! GOD must be a CAPS FAN too!
GO DETROIT BEAT THE PENS!
GO Bears in the Calder Cup!
David_J Premium Member over 15 years ago
So, when (or perhaps better yet, why) does the Big Dude invent Nascar.
ninmas over 15 years ago
yeah wildmustang, i have seen this before…..
Wiley creator over 15 years ago
This is NOT a repeat.
rheadelisle over 15 years ago
Eve sure has a bad rep… love this theme though!
Ushindi over 15 years ago
(Sigh) That WOULD be Paradise…….Beer, pizza and sports, but without the nagging.
(Good one, AZP)
Bill_Wa over 15 years ago
How they gonna score if there are no women? I’ll stop now. thanks
Shikamoo Premium Member over 15 years ago
ejcapulet: I’m with you on this one. Didn’t mean to stop in here!
@rosewell- Heck, everyone knows God is Canadian ; )
johnnydoc5 over 15 years ago
This is a quality strip today Wiley, give yourself a pat on the back. Wings are up 2-0 now. Go WINGS!!! REPEAT!!
lindaharlow over 15 years ago
Penquins good…taste like chicken. GO Red Wings!!!
omwae59 over 15 years ago
way to go you hozer. dont ever change god - and i mean that!! (love ya, EVE)
BeaHave over 15 years ago
na na nana na na….the Penquins Won……but with that crowd and the spirit coming from them…they almost had too! Hurrah !!
mike48 over 15 years ago
GO WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6th Billiard Ball Student almost 4 years ago
Paul Willey wouldn’t even like an all-guy world.
phoenixnyc over 1 year ago
I guess the “big guy” is waiting until they’ve earned it to provide them with rugby.