Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 07, 2009

Ive heard of some bald men being called egg-heads but…

if only humpty had listened! he looks like he might fall off the examination table.

Okay, Wiley, what did you do to yourself?

jajajaja funny one jajajajaja

jaja?

Being an egg isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Humpty is very hard-boiled… on the wall, he went over easy… he was all broken up about it. Oh, what the shell.

I think he went up on the wall as part of a bet, Humpty looks like the type that would shell out to the highest bidder…

Just getting his annual chick-up.

At least we know Humpty is wearing a tie. In Alice Through the Looking Glass, she can’t decide if it’s a belt or a cravat. (Here)

Humpty Dumpty is a wierd name….even for a guy egg. And is there even such a thing as male and female eggs??

Humpty guest appears in Jasper Fforde’s ” The Big Over Easy”.

uh?, someone said something, i wasn’t listening…

sorry, coffee hasn’t kicked in yet…..

The rhyme does not actually state that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

In its first full printed form in 1810, the rhyme is posed as a riddle and exploits for misdirection the fact that “humpty dumpty” was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_dumpty

Good thing he doesn’t need glasses.

So who turned him into an egg?

I was short and clumbsy growing up but definitely not eggshaped….my favorite phrase was “gravtational overload”

okeedoekee said, about 3 hours ago

So who turned him into an egg? The chicken of course!

Falling off a wall might make him lose his sunny disposition!

well it would crack me up! (someone had to say it.)

A.

Talking to Humpty Dumpty must be like talking to a brick wall.

Humpty’s an egg. A large cell surrounded by a hard and fragile structure, but still an egg.

Talk about jumping to conclusions!

I’ve been calling my husband Humpty Dumpty since he broke his clavicle a couple of weeks ago and had to be put back together again. Too bad all the king’s horses and all the king’s men didn’t know about steel plates, screws and wires…they could have put Humpty back together again too.

If we need proof that male-bashing is the second-most popular pastime in America, this cartoon is State’s Exhibit A.