Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2009

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    rayannina  about 15 years ago

    And later, they all stood around his casket saying, “now that’s a real man!”

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    Allen Rymer  about 15 years ago

    Actually, I think they would just say, there is the newest Darwin awardee

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    watcha  about 15 years ago

    Look mom, no hands!

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    durtclaw  about 15 years ago

    Hey Clyde, y’all gots ta see this stu……….

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    madKanga  about 15 years ago

    But that doesn’t happen to a real man

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    lewisbower  about 15 years ago

    Give me a match, I can’t see where the gas is coming from

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    glslightning  about 15 years ago

    Women outlive men because they marry men, but men marry women!!!

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    Hugh B. Hayve  about 15 years ago

    Right next to the one that says “Hold my beer…watch this!”

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    Allison Nunn Premium Member about 15 years ago

    @glsighting; it has been well documented that married men live longer than single men; maybe because they aren’t trying to do stupid things to “impress” a potential mate?

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    jelzap  about 15 years ago

    There’s nothng wrong with this soup….

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    wicky  about 15 years ago

    Men are raised by, and learn from, their mothers.

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    CogentModality  about 15 years ago

    What if it’s just a comment on how to die like a man?

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    I think most men are just nagged to death…and they want to leave early.

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    dawg55  about 15 years ago

    I did it MY way

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    lazygrazer  about 15 years ago

    “Why call an expensive electrician when a cheap screwdriver can do the very same th….”

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    mllamm  about 15 years ago

    “Look, it’s easy… it’s only 2 screws…” (4 hours later, still trying to repair the damage done :)

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    JanLC  about 15 years ago

    mllamm: We just had a homebuyer complain about a water leak in his new home - turns out he punctured the line himself when he hung a picture on the wall with screws. Could just as easily been an electrical line as the water line….

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    Varnes  about 15 years ago

    Avolunteer, are you sure it doesn’t just seem longer?

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    Varnes  about 15 years ago

    At a small lake in Florida; “Hey, come on in the water’s fi…

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    carmy  about 15 years ago

    Of course I know what I’m doing…

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    Potrzebie  about 15 years ago

    Anybody can fix a roof….

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    treered  about 15 years ago

    read the instructions? no one reads the instructions.

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    Guilden_NL  about 15 years ago

    ….he lets his wife drive him there…..

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    Trebor39  about 15 years ago

    I’m not worried about this riptide, I’m a strong swi….

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    eric.noddy  about 15 years ago

    a real man dies once a coward dies a thousand times…he must have gone out with a bang!

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    johnnydoc5  about 15 years ago

    The stupid things are fun, but personally, I prefer to be the voice of poor reasoning. It is funnier when it happens to someone else.

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    ironflange  about 15 years ago

    “Don’t worry! What can possibly go wro…”

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    DaveLowell Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Feminist? Yes. Funny? Certainly

    Being a man, I like to think we go out in a blaze of glory

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    DrWimsey  about 15 years ago

    heh, if there were a nonironic Darwin award, then I’d give it to the person who won the river bet: but only if he/she got the $5 from the deceased!

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    reynard61  about 15 years ago

    “Yes, Honey; I set the emergency bra…”

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    madKanga  about 15 years ago

    @treered - see

    http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/09/30/862-fifteen/comment-page-1/#comment-83334

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    NoBrandName  about 15 years ago

    @Reynard61: the emergency bra? That’s just asking for trouble. (:1) I’m starting to think women outlive men because they goad and nag men into doing the more dangerous things… XD

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    fairportfan  about 15 years ago

    OldHipster said

    I work for the Government, I understand what you are going through. However, you have to fill out these forms………….

    That one’s a little less funny than it might have been, with the recent news from Kentucky.

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