@glsighting; it has been well documented that married men live longer than single men; maybe because they aren’t trying to do stupid things to “impress” a potential mate?
mllamm: We just had a homebuyer complain about a water leak in his new home - turns out he punctured the line himself when he hung a picture on the wall with screws. Could just as easily been an electrical line as the water line….
@Reynard61: the emergency bra? That’s just asking for trouble. (:1)
I’m starting to think women outlive men because they goad and nag men into doing the more dangerous things… XD
rayannina about 15 years ago
And later, they all stood around his casket saying, “now that’s a real man!”
Allen Rymer about 15 years ago
Actually, I think they would just say, there is the newest Darwin awardee
watcha about 15 years ago
Look mom, no hands!
durtclaw about 15 years ago
Hey Clyde, y’all gots ta see this stu……….
madKanga about 15 years ago
But that doesn’t happen to a real man
lewisbower about 15 years ago
Give me a match, I can’t see where the gas is coming from
glslightning about 15 years ago
Women outlive men because they marry men, but men marry women!!!
Hugh B. Hayve about 15 years ago
Right next to the one that says “Hold my beer…watch this!”
Allison Nunn Premium Member about 15 years ago
@glsighting; it has been well documented that married men live longer than single men; maybe because they aren’t trying to do stupid things to “impress” a potential mate?
jelzap about 15 years ago
There’s nothng wrong with this soup….
wicky about 15 years ago
Men are raised by, and learn from, their mothers.
CogentModality about 15 years ago
What if it’s just a comment on how to die like a man?
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
I think most men are just nagged to death…and they want to leave early.
dawg55 about 15 years ago
I did it MY way
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
“Why call an expensive electrician when a cheap screwdriver can do the very same th….”
mllamm about 15 years ago
“Look, it’s easy… it’s only 2 screws…” (4 hours later, still trying to repair the damage done :)
JanLC about 15 years ago
mllamm: We just had a homebuyer complain about a water leak in his new home - turns out he punctured the line himself when he hung a picture on the wall with screws. Could just as easily been an electrical line as the water line….
Varnes about 15 years ago
Avolunteer, are you sure it doesn’t just seem longer?
Varnes about 15 years ago
At a small lake in Florida; “Hey, come on in the water’s fi…
carmy about 15 years ago
Of course I know what I’m doing…
Potrzebie about 15 years ago
Anybody can fix a roof….
treered about 15 years ago
read the instructions? no one reads the instructions.
Guilden_NL about 15 years ago
….he lets his wife drive him there…..
Trebor39 about 15 years ago
I’m not worried about this riptide, I’m a strong swi….
eric.noddy about 15 years ago
a real man dies once a coward dies a thousand times…he must have gone out with a bang!
johnnydoc5 about 15 years ago
The stupid things are fun, but personally, I prefer to be the voice of poor reasoning. It is funnier when it happens to someone else.
ironflange about 15 years ago
“Don’t worry! What can possibly go wro…”
DaveLowell Premium Member about 15 years ago
Feminist? Yes. Funny? Certainly
Being a man, I like to think we go out in a blaze of glory
DrWimsey about 15 years ago
heh, if there were a nonironic Darwin award, then I’d give it to the person who won the river bet: but only if he/she got the $5 from the deceased!
reynard61 about 15 years ago
“Yes, Honey; I set the emergency bra…”
madKanga about 15 years ago
@treered - see
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/09/30/862-fifteen/comment-page-1/#comment-83334
NoBrandName about 15 years ago
@Reynard61: the emergency bra? That’s just asking for trouble. (:1) I’m starting to think women outlive men because they goad and nag men into doing the more dangerous things… XD
fairportfan about 15 years ago
OldHipster said
I work for the Government, I understand what you are going through. However, you have to fill out these forms………….
That one’s a little less funny than it might have been, with the recent news from Kentucky.