Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 18, 2009
Transcript:
Joe: Danae... you can't expect to alter reality just by saying it offends you. Danae: Whoa, potty-mouth! My culture forbids any use of the "r" word!! Joe: That's another thing... you can't just make up your own rules and demand everyone respect it as a culture. Danae: Oh... really? Then how did all the other cultures get started? Bob: Wait... you're starting what? Joe: A new culture... one without children.
LordDogmore almost 15 years ago
Touche! Point to Danae!
madKanga almost 15 years ago
A new culture without Danae? Now where would be the fun in that?
johnnydoc5 almost 15 years ago
The fun would come with it lasting more than three minutes.
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
Reality. What a Culture!
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
A culture starts with a group of people, not just one obnoxious, bossy one.
kreole almost 15 years ago
OK..here’s the drill… look Danae, it just so happens you’re living in the culture under my roof. If you want to live in your own culture, please send me your new address when you arrive. Until then, you are living in THIS culture. Which by the way, has food in the fridge, indoor plumbing, running water, electricity, TV, telephone, clean sheets on your bed and a loving father who can ground your snotty nose until you’re 18 if you don’t make a serious attitude adjustment before the sun goes down. Get back to me…..
Varnes almost 15 years ago
ejcapulet, I’m not too sure about that! How much ya wanna bet kreole is a father? Anyway, the little dudette asks a good question….
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
reality = why we read the cartoons on every site we can find.
gjsjr41 almost 15 years ago
Hey Pearlandpeach, I thought we read cartoons (comics) to ESCAPE reality.
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
Isn’t that what I said??
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
Kreole, VERY NICE! :)
wicky almost 15 years ago
Good point, like I said “make birth control retroactive to 1950”.
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
reality, what a concept….. he won’t be the only one she drives to drink. hey, ejcaplet, who do you think rounds up the others? the obnoxious bossy one! if it wasn’t, we’d all still be grazing out in a field somewhere..
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
My mother told me that abortion should be retroactive. What did she mean?
Kosher71 almost 15 years ago
Reality . What people go along with .
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Well said, kreole. We might have less bratty kids in the world if others echoed your views on bringing up kids.
But that was funny! Well done, Wiley.
wjstuhr almost 15 years ago
Hey, is that Richard Nixon with an umbrella drink in the last panel? Now THERE’S a non sequitur…..
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
I have practiced the culture without children all of my life. When I want a little dose of reality, I visit people who have them. Works for me very well. LOL
GJ_Jehosaphat almost 15 years ago
How about starting a Culture Club! Oh that’s right, Boy George already did that back in the 80’s! What I didn’t know was what their song ”Karma Chameleon” meant. From Wiki:
“In an interview, Culture Club frontman Boy George explained: “The song is about the terrible fear of alienation that people have, the fear of standing up for one thing. It’s about trying to suck up to everybody. Basically, if you aren’t true, if you don’t act like you feel, then you get Karma-justice, that’s nature’s way of paying you back.””
Wiki
We all should be more like Danae and be true to ourselves! Now if I could get that song out of my head….”Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,,,,” ARG!
David_J Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Belly laugh. Thanks Wiley.
vexatron1984 almost 15 years ago
Hmm, is it me, or would a culture without children die with the first generation?
Douglas Kinley almost 15 years ago
Vexatron - Good question. Ask the Shakers. Oh, that’s right; they all died out.
FireMedic almost 15 years ago
One germ does not a culture make.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 15 years ago
It’s amazing how much can be learned from this Danæ segment:
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=1975
jamadison4 almost 15 years ago
In other Universes Danae might be a goddess.
The will, whim and wit of “Danae”, might bring World Peace and Enlightenment.
Who dares to state that this is the ONLY REALITY ???
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jamadison4 almost 15 years ago
Wiley Miller is, after-all, only the scribbler of the Non-Sequitur Chronicles. The reporter of these drug-induced Flights of Fantasy and Cosmic Musings !!!!!
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dsom8 almost 15 years ago
Reality. What God knows.
Culture starts in a petri dish.
Dad being stumped (panel 4) doesn’t make Danae right.
dsom8 almost 15 years ago
cleo’s a bare… Wander over to For Better or For Worse for a kindred spirit.
As a grandparent, one of the words I’m most privileged to say is “Goodbye!”
bmonk almost 15 years ago
vexatron1984 said, about 5 quests ago
“Hmm, is it me, or would a culture without children die with the first generation?”
Not always: the Shakers lasted some 150 years; Christian monastics have gone about 1750 years. Some sociologists call such cultures parasitic, since they depend on recruiting members born to other cultures…
bmonk almost 15 years ago
It seems to me that’s not quite how cultures start. Rather, like most good lies, it’s a half truth.
A culture starts when a group of people form a community with its own rules, and others come to respect it enough to join it or at least allow it to continue. No demands for respect. No one individual, obnoxious and bossy or not. Even if there is a individual founder or visionary, for the culture to exist, others must join that person.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
Let’s all stop having children and end this nonsense once and for all!
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
I’m with BMonk on this one; there’s a consensus factor for a culture to survive the first test (and subsequent ones). If it has survival value, it can get off the ground (how’s that for badly mixed metaphors?)
Destiny23 almost 15 years ago
Don’t give up on the species completely, dad, just because one is a dud. You still have one human child! (Who apparently was sent to her room a long time ago and never came out, since we seldom see her…)
kat827618 almost 15 years ago
Nose Hit !!!