Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 31, 2010

I always liked the idea of installing a dance floor over the plot and having a disco ball on the headstone…. assuming you feel that way towards the deceased. ;-)

Touching. Together forever, and still acrimonious!

Someone’s not getting any peace.

As usual, she got the last word.

Too bad you can’t put that on a license plate.

Are you sure SHE got the last word? could’a been HE.

revenge is a dish best served stone cold

The odds are against it, Submachine. Men often expire before their wives. Why? Because they want to!

Now there’s foresight - putting “I’m with stupid” into your will.

Fencing them off is a good idea. Kind of like putting a pair of wrestlers into a steel cage.

Hey Wiley – any chance we’ll see the “happy couple” in one of your afterlife strips (be they in heaven or hell)?

When facing tombstones like this, the man is always on the left.

It’s not very smart to follow stupid that far…

Some people get so bent out of shape over the littlest things. One fellow threatened to sue because, after his brother was buried with a view over a valley, someone else was buried in front of him, between that grave and the view. Seems rather sad.

I think this is being PERMANENTLY “Stuck on Stupid!” - Tip_of_Hat to LTG Russel Honore USA (ret) on this 5th Anniversary of Katrina.

“I’m not with Stupid.” on the headstone. I prefer that one.

I plan on having my body cast in metal (or, gold, depending on how rich I am at that point), and then donating that as a statue to a library or something. You know.

Wildmustang1262 said, about 2 hours ago “I’m not with Stupid.” on the headstone. I prefer that one.

that would be “before need”? i could go for that!

Grog, not always true. My mom died first and my dad followed 2 1/2 years later.

Dad lasted 3½ years after Mom went. I told him to give her time to talk the rest of us in.

rerun

Nabu, yeah, teachers, for intance, love their job, but they need to get away from students for a couple of months. Braining them goes against the contract…

While working in Children’s Protective Services, a ranting father came to see me and while he was calling me every name in the book, my supervisor noticed that “I’m With Stupid” saying in the perfect position on his wife’s T-shirt. It was all the supervisor could do to keep from laughing.

This one would be great on billboards, if the tombstone on the left said “Drunk Driver.”

natureboyfig4: actually, that would be sad on several counts. First, riding with “Stupid (aka: drunk driver)” indicates he killed both of them, and second, someone riding with a drunk driver is stupid themself.