Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 08, 2011

I was wondering why I hated girls at that age!

“If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.”

Thus, Spider Robinson’s God is an Iron

The never ending battle of G.R.O.S.S. vs B.O.S.S. Is GoComics big enough to hold them both? Will Danae’s cynical mind win against Calvin’s disrespect? The two biggest complainers of all time meet! Can the respected (but already beaten) Dads hold them back? Tickets on sale at LEWREADER! Paypal only.

I think both Calvin and Danae have both been adopted.

Yes Lewreader….that would be a match made in he$$…LOL

What is G.R.O.S.S., Lewreader?

G.R.O.S.S. was Calvin’s (from Calvin and Hobbes) club Get Rid of Slimy girlS

GoComics Readers Obliviously Squandering Sanity?

@ comicgos You were probably developing your left wing tendencies.

When I was a little kid, girls had cooties…. They were magically cured during puberty, though…

Sign me up.

Wasn’t GROSS Get Rid Of Slimy Sally?

its Slimy girlS, but wasn’t Sally the only girl we saw?

Calvin’s arch nemisis is Suzy - same initial, so it still works.

Wiley, thanks for the unintentional tip of the hat to International Woman’s Day. Love Danae, where can I join, both clubs sound like fun.

Well–by Danae, a world without boys would be of great benefit to all girls of her age, more or less–and so B.O.S.S. would be benevolent to the survivors…

http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2009/03/08

I think every female boss I’ve ever had was a card-caring member of B.O.S.S. :-)

nice, treered!