Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2011

Sqirt some glue into that door lock and watch the fun begin.

BTW, is that a one way window?

If you have to ask, you don’t get to use it.

What is a “Uber”?

I assumed that the hieroglyph was “Look, no hands!”

I don’t get it. “Über” is German for “above” but what does it mean?

not door knob, door lock. reference the phrase “key to executive washroom”

Uber, in this context, would mean “superior”…

Uber means “super”. It is German and a reference to Nietsche

If they added something this strip would be NSFW.

PLEASE don’t kill me. I am tired to finals and sleepy so my judgement is wacked.

Someone should be such a mensch.

Now that’s a coffee cup!

The hands on the hips makes me think of this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmlhFYpOSP0&feature=related

only “men’s” rooms?

Fairportfan: Alphacyanoacrylate evaporates too quickly. It won’t work unless you could apply it within five seconds of contact.

Corporate summary: “Mensch” and “Wench” rooms?? “Serf” and “Turf”(as in landowner)?

Which way to the Tranny restroom Wiley?

Is there an “Uber-womensch” executive rest room as well for the ladies among the executive set?I hope it’s not directly underneath this one, complete with a glass ceiling.

The supervisors’ restroom should be above the commoners’ restroom to provide the trickle-down effect.

That’s where the Executives count their money.

I know she said “men’s” room. But anyone notice how wide of a skirt that Uber figure is wearing? I would say that’s really an Uber “Women’s” room..Just saying…. that sure looks like a skirt.