Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 26, 2013

Maybe you can get a turkey sandwich at Starbucks.

my friends call me steve, you can call me mel

This should be good! Thanks Wiley.

a 30 year old bird can’t move very fast

Somebody already found Moby-Tom, which he’d have known if he had checked http://www.youtube.com/watch?xyz.

Wiley’s been in the Wild Turkey too much!

Twitter withdrawal has caused Danae to hallucinate.

Or you can call me, “Al.”

I like it when he flips! It’s fun!

Wow, his quest is the same as mine!.My turkey just gave herself away, however, so it won’t be much longer…

“Ok Wiley, you’ve finally flipped.”-

True, he thinks we’re a week from Thanksgiving. We’rea week from the The 4th of July!

But of course.

30 years ago? Who is he?

Melville all over again? Hate to meet that turkey. Wait a minute, isn’t he a US Senator? Or Governor?

People Call Me Maybe.@Omnius Your constant sniveling knows no bounds. Andy Warhol is on the phone, seems as though your 15 minutes expired a long time ago.

There are those who call me…Tim.

This weekend I saw a preview for a movie about turkeys that were time-traveling back to take turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu. Now this guy is going the other way.

Wabbit season next?

I can call you Betty, And Betty, when you call me, You can call me Al

(Don’t want to end up a cartoon, In a cartoon graveyard …..)

I wouldn’t expect Danae to be that literate.

I believe it was Les Nesman (I’m not sure of spelling).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNh5W491l3M

enjoy

Wiley has… jumped the shark!

but ya doesn’t has ta call me mister

Not Sleepy Hollow then … lol!

Grear white meat

Wiley’s adventure into the forest of Great Literature.That was not a popular book back in my day. Which kid wanted to come up and say “I read Moby Dick.” This led several to begin questioning their orientation. Where else can you get away with saying the last word and not being flagged.

If he’s been hunting for thirty years…..and this Turkey hasn’t found the bird , or lost a leg to it then the reference to the novel “Moby Dick” must be pure coincedence.

I drank six but none of them were inebriated !

As for his last name…..Melville maybe….and when his draft of “Moby Tom” doesn’t fry….I mean FLY….then he moves offshore loses a leg….and starts a whale of a tale!

I thought Moby Dick was an STD.

Thank You Wiley for today’s laugh! Especially that last panel!